What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 15:46

No, not a chance
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
U.S. Employers Are Shedding Jobs as DOGE Cuts Deep - Barron's
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Mars Orbiter Captures Rare View of Ancient Volcano Poking Above the Clouds - Gizmodo
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives