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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 15:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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Loons and Moons

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Mars Orbiter Captures Rare View of Ancient Volcano Poking Above the Clouds - Gizmodo

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Trump's sons distance themselves from new Trump-branded crypto venture - ABC News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why can't the US government force this new deep seek to not operate in the USA for security reasons? People's personal information will be available to China like TikTok was.